Thanksgiving Survival Kit
Aspirin ~~ Take two before you start anything.
Confetti ~~ To help you remember today is a fun day.
Paperclip ~~ To help you hold everything together.
Pair of gloves ~~ When you need two extra hands to help you.
Marbles ~~ To replace the ones you will loose making dinner.
Instructions on How to Cook a Turkey ~~ Just in case you forget.
Snickers Bar ~~ To remind you that laughter can fix anything.
Cotton Balls ~~ For when you can't hear yourself think anymore from all the guests.
Life savers ~~ In case you start drowning in all the preparations.
Lollipop ~~ To help you "lick" any problem.
Tootsie Roll ~~ To remind you to roll with the punches.
Burgers ~~ In case that turkey doesn't come out quite the way the directions says it should.
Tums ~~ To share with everyone who didn't know when to stop.
Rubber Band ~~ To increase your waistband after dinner.
Hugs ~~ Just because you deserve them.
Tea Bag ~~ For you....at the end of the day, to sit back, relax and remember to count your blessings.
Button ~~ To replace the one you will loose from eating too much.
Another Button ~~ To remind you it is better to button your lips with certain family members.
MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL