Humor is always good for the body, and the soul. Hope you enjoy these as much as I do....
SIGN IN LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE:
"Bargain Basement Upstairs"
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IN A PODIATRIST’S OFFICE:
“Time wounds all heels”
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ON A SEPTIC TANK TRUCK IN OREGON:
“Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels”
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(My personal favorite!)
ON A PROCTOLOGIST’S DOOR:
“To expedite your visit please back in”
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ON A PLUMBER’S TRUCK:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber”
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AT A TIRE SHOP IN MILWAUKEE:
“Invite us to your next blowout”
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AT A TOWING COMPANY:
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows”
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IN A RESTROOM:
"Toilet out of order - please use floor below"
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IN A LAUNDROMAT:
"Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out"
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SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK:
"Elephants please stay in your car"
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